If I had a million bucks, I'd move to the deserts of Mongolia and construct a dandy little yurt that specialized in tantric potions... this would in turn build up my karmic value through acts of kindness, and thus would piss off some commies in the process (counter productive you ask? Perhaps...but tis the life of a nomad). That's just one of about a bazillion things I'd do. Viva la France!