I know what you must be asking yourself, and yes you're probably right in your guesstamation...that I have been negligent of my duties as an essayer of the human experience. Well, if it does help lessen the sting and brings some order to your world of woe, none feels the blunt of this burden more than I. And with that I vow to do stuff and things and such, for all the people without maps in the United States and South Africa.