Flight of the Condor, Man!

I'm off again to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of the 3rd world! Yes, it is that time again - to travel to the center of the earth and visit my lineage, consume solely cooked food, drink bubbly spring water, and partake in that barbarism know as "air travel". Follow me if you wish, on my three week voyage to the land of my father, here at my blog on the spot or from any of the various spy satellites in the southern hemisphere or google.

...It shall be the adventure that defines our generation…or, just another three weeks in my life gone awry…